i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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