No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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