dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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