We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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