I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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