well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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