Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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