you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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