If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Randomize
