hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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