I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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