? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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