are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Randomize
