Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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