worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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