stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I have post one night stand depression
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