I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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