I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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