have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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