I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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