what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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