Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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