You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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