there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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