You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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