I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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