I am in a vortex of obligation.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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