Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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