Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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