But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
This girl is more easily done than said...
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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