Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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