Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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