On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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