I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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