Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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