Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Pooping to opera.
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