So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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