But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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