I am puke
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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