All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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