Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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