if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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