Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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