Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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