how can u be prego again
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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