talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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