The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
