Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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