singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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