Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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