dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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